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View Article  Hello!
Welcome to my list of stuff. Stuff I found interesting. Enjoy.
View Article  Best Picture of a burning sky you'll see today
View Article  Music STreaming
Those who like the services teh Internet provide - no not those services - I mean the ones you don't have to get concerned about your wife finding, can stream legal music into your ears via this selection of music services. Grooveshark came out best, although there are now so many out there it's difficult to make a choice.
View Article  Old Bloopers
Quite an interesting collection of older Movie bloopers. In those days film cost a LOT more than it does now. Interesting to see Bogart, Edward G. and others fluff lines

View Article  Japan, what are you on?
There's something going on in Japan.


I have no idea as to what it is, exactly, but when pictures like this
(above) and (below) are posted, it makes me want to find out more.


Is this a game? A statue? WHAT is it?
View Article  Video Resume or CV as we call it in English.
I'm not sure if this is the WORST VIDEO RESUME or whether this guy is taking the piss.


You can find more gems here.
View Article  Wi Fi Law
"The government will not exempt universities, libraries and small businesses providing open Wi-Fi services from its Digital Economy Bill copyright crackdown, according to official advice released earlier this week. This would leave many organizations open to the same penalties for copyright infringement as individual subscribers, potentially including disconnection from the Internet, leading legal experts to say it will become impossible for small businesses and the like to offer Wi-Fi access. 'This is going to be a very unfortunate measure for small businesses, particularly in a recession, many of whom are using open free Wi-Fi very effectively as a way to get the punters in. Even if they password protect, they then have two options — to pay someone like The Cloud to manage it for them, or take responsibility themselves for becoming an ISP effectively, and keep records for everyone they assign connections to, which is an impossible burden for a small cafe,' said Lilian Edwards, professor of Internet law at Sheffield University."

There's a professor of Internet Law?
View Article  Rearranging things
So they look like other things

For example


More from the Excellent chuckle manufacturers at b3ta.com
View Article  Ancient Theaters
A very interesting site about ancient entertainment establishments around the world.
View Article  Why?
View Article  Older article
This is about Santa gifts. It's a bit worrying some of the pictures, so I posted it now as opposed to earlier in the year, so I can get the fortnight when the decorations aren't being put up.
View Article  From Slash Dot.
santosh maharshi passes along an article on Edge by David Gelernter, the man who (according to the introduction) predicted the Web and first described cloud computing; he's also a Unabomber survivor. Gelernter makes 35 predictions and assertions, some brilliant, some dubious. "6. We know that the Internet creates 'information overload,' a problem with two parts: increasing number of information sources and increasing information flow per source. The first part is harder: it's more difficult to understand five people speaking simultaneously than one person talking fast — especially if you can tell the one person to stop temporarily, or go back and repeat. Integrating multiple information sources is crucial to solving information overload. Blogs and other anthology-sites integrate information from many sources. But we won't be able to solve the overload problem until each Internet user can choose for himself what sources to integrate, and can add to this mix the most important source of all: his own personal information — his email and other messages, reminders and documents of all sorts. To accomplish this, we merely need to turn the whole Cybersphere on its side, so that time instead of space is the main axis. ... 14. The structure called a cyberstream or lifestream is better suited to the Internet than a conventional website because it shows information-in-motion, a rushing flow of fresh information instead of a stagnant pool."
View Article  Tough Pigs
Is a great site for Muppet fans.

From their March 1 news page:
That Grover is such a trend-setter!  First he appears as Sesame Street’s resident cute and furry monster, and then Elmo steals that mantle from him.  Grover becomes a superhero, and then Elmo wants to be a superhero.  Grover delivers telegrams, and then Elmo wants to deliver telegrams.  And most recently, Grover appeared on Dr. Oz and now Elmo is going to appear on Dr. Oz!  It’s a conspiracy, I tells ya!
View Article  Tequila Bot

View Article  Funny.
Man Ettiquette

Every guy makes several trips to the urinal throughout the course of an evening, and there is a ...   more »
View Article  Perpendicular Dreams
This is an interesting site, for those interested in art.
View Article  News Bloopers
These are a set of some of the prime, non set up news bloopers of 2009

2009s Best News Bloopers - Watch more Funny Videos

View Article  Paignton Ice Skating

View Article  Teacher Tube
This is a interesting site which has videos, educational videos.

View Article  The Insects' Christmas (1913) [HQ] Original Russian Stop Motion Animation

View Article  Mozarts' watching
Interesting and slightly unnerving article

In recent years Britain has become the Willy Wonka of social control, churning out increasingly creepy, bizarre, and fantastic methods for policing the populace. But our weaponization of classical music—where Mozart, Beethoven, and other greats have been turned into tools of state repression—marks a new low.

More here.
View Article  Untitled
This may be the reason people are put off professional wrestling as a career


You can find more awful sports pwned pics here.
View Article  Best Ad ever
I still have no idea what this is for.


Got to be honest, I don't care.
View Article  Breakfasts
one of the things about living in society is that you eat. It's a simple enough premise You eat, or you appear in teen movies.

To this end there are a wide variety of breakfasts available. English, continental, cereal or fruit. Some people just like a coffee and toast. Some people prefer tea and a bagel. It's a free world. Once you start feasting on human heads, I think you want to either question your diet or buy a bib.

Following this train of thought, many new breakfasts have emerged to cater for the fast lifestyles.


This is nuts. I am sorry. To make a drink out of what is essentially mush, or more accurately eventually mush, is just time saving taken to a strange level. And then to provide a container which enables to to guzzle that mush on the bus. There's something wrong. There's more bad breakfast ideas here.
View Article  Lyndon Johnson

View Article  Rip Torn. Master Villain.
Apparently. I mean, the guy looks pretty rough.
From Here

So much for aging gracefully.

Emmy-winning actor Rip Torn was arrested Saturday for allegedly breaking into a bank in Salisbury, Conn., where he's a resident.

Police described the incident as a booze-inspired bank job. In a statement, cops say they responded to an alarm at 9:40 p.m. Friday and found Torn "with a loaded revolver, and was highly intoxicated."

The many charges against the 78-year-old Men in Black star include carrying a firearm while intoxicated, carrying a pistol without a permit, first-degree criminal trespass, first-degree burglary, and third-degree criminal mischief.

Torn has had several brushes with the law over the past few years, including a dismissed 2004 drunken driving charge and a 2007 guilty plea of being "ability impaired" while operating a vehicle.

He is currently being held on a $100,000 cash bond and is set to appear in court Monday.



He looks very sober, you have to admit.
View Article  Charlie Brooker News Training Corps.

View Article  Oh, those Trotters.
The N.H.L. has gained huge attendance the last few seasons with its annual outdoor Winter Classic, played at places like Wrigley Field and Fenway Park. Never an organization to pass up a good idea, the Harlem Globetrotters decided to play a game outdoors as well. Not wanting to mess with success, they decided they too would play their game on ice.
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View Article  "The only perfect reference work" Nelson's Perpetual Loose-Leaf Encyclopaedia
Oooo.

From Popular Mechanics from 1910 comes this advertisement for Nelson's Perpetual Loose-Leaf Encyclopaedia.

But does it burn?
View Article  Interesting
Ed Felten from the Freedom to Tinker blog has written a post with Princeton senior Sauhard Sahi called Census of Files Available via BitTorrent. The survey takes a random sample of files available on a trackerless BitTorrent system. The article is full of caveats--discussion happening in the comments--but does dig into the likely copyright status of the works they found.

From Boing Boing
View Article  40 years of Python
The hilarious comedy team, taht is, not the object code language which is somewhat less mirth riddled. Life magazine is there.
View Article  Batmobile
Kinda cool to park it, difficult to get in and even trickier to get the word 'tosser' off the paintwork, no doubt scrawled on the side while you were in Starbucks.
View Article  Children and Insects
As ever, a lovely combination.

This is a small collection of pictures of insects and a young insectologist (thanks Wikipedia) which are quite good of the insects looking especially scared as the licoriced breathed young'un draws close.
View Article  Comedic Quotes
Here's a list of some memorable quotes by legendary funny men and Bobcat Golthwait.
View Article  Dinosaurs?
According to the BBC, Dinosaur eggs have been found in India. If they wanted ancient eggs though, I would have thought it would be less trouble going to Little Chef. LOL
View Article  Previous links
Teacher Tube Ice Driving News Bloopers Tequila! Perpendicular Tough Pigs

Oi may have posted these previously. Not sure. Enjoy anyway
View Article  Ooo, video now is it?
http://www.mediafire.com/?yqwngzkm4wd
View Article  Never Too Old
to try out a new Macintosh...


View Article  Bad Frisk

View Article  Untitled
This is a really interesting article about space exploration and theoretics.

Oceans of liquid diamond, filled with solid diamond icebergs, could be floating on Neptune and Uranus, according to a recent article in the journal Nature Physics.

The research, based on first detailed measurements of the melting point of diamond, found diamond behaves like water during freezing and melting, with solid forms floating atop liquid forms. The surprising revelation gives scientists a new understanding about diamonds and some of the most distant planets in our solar system.

"Diamond is a relatively common material on Earth, but its melting point has never been measured," said Eggert. "You can't just raise the temperature and have it melt, you have to also go to high pressures, which makes it very difficult to measure the temperature."


Take a look!
View Article  time Wasting Jolity
Here's a jolly game Beer Cap rememberance
View Article  Blooper

View Article  How Do You Look When Merging Fails ;-)
This is an interesting article about merging. Based on that Simpsons episode. Check out the face he pulls when it doesn't work down the bottom.
View Article  Chicken Pope
This is really cool. I came home for dinner awhile ago and My wife had made me a good meal. We had some Chicken Nuggets in it and I noticed right away that one was staring back at me! It was Mother Teresa. I paused for a moment and relized It really is Mother Teresa. I turned the nugget over and it no longer looked like Mother Teresa it was Pope John Paul II wearing his Pontiff hat. I'm sorry I don't know the actual term for the hat. Well with my family I know it would be destroyed or eaten so I decided to place it up for bid. This has a great spiritual meaning for most faiths. I truly want it to go somewhere that it can be cherished for a long time to come.


View Article  Issue
So, after consuming pot brownies and getting a little too drunk on thanksgiving a friend and i decided to buy 1500 live ladybugs from amazon, which was a great idea until they came in the mail. Now they're sitting on my windowsill and I have nothing to really do with them. If i set them free they'll die in this weather, if I leave them on my windowsill they'll die.

So, if you have a greenhouse or some kind of animals to feed them to it'd be awesome. I don't want to ruin 1500 lives.

Email me and tell me what your'e gonna do with them, and if you can come pick them up. And they're yours.
View Article  Vacancy
View Article  Perinneial (or however you spell it) Bargain
Yes! It can be yours!

or maybe this
View Article  From Fark
A brilliant collection from FARK

The Top Twenty Headlines of 2009:

20: Small plane rapidly plunges into bottom end of ...   more »
View Article  Worst Seat Ever
View Article  Note for women on Craigslist
From here

Memo to Female Readers --

I'm just curious if you know this -- guys will do pretty much anything in order to play with your boobs. You know this already, right? Sometimes I wonder, given all the emotional and logistical acrobatics you go through.

In fact, if you end your MC posts with ..."oh, and you can play with my boobs, too," you'll most likely find what you're looking for. That's when the real misery and disappointment begins, however, but that's outside the scope of this quick, heartfelt, holiday memo.

Okay. Carry on.

Love,

Michael


View Article  Sand Warning
View Article  Auction of The Day
Advertise on my Double D's in Las Vegas


Doesn't mention postage.
View Article  Anti_Leather protest
Some places you just don't want to protest at.


View Article  A complaint
The following letter appeared on Radio Station Talk360 KSTC

Listener Doesn't Like "Boner Ads"
Friday, January 8, 2010
Jack and Joe,

I'm a 68-year-old female retiree.

I thought the general consensus was boner ads are a really bad idea.

It's hard to imagine a more avid fan of your program than I am. I am a writer and I drop in a cassette each morning. Yes! a cassette! I record your show each day because I do my best thinking and writing in the morning. At 3 PM when Michael Savage comes on I play back your morning program while I do dishes and tidy up the house.

I believe I've been doing this the entire time you've been on Talk 650. I love you guys. BUT! I'm turning off Talk 650 until you get rid of those boner ads.

After about 7 PM when Talk 650 turns down their power, KFI in Los Angeles comes in clearer,640. Do you know how many boner ads KFI has? Zero.

Joe, you have a young daughter. Isn't it embarrassing to her to hear ads about Grandpa's boner? Why should this crap be crammed down the throats of kids? It's about as welcome to hear, as another 9 year old performing oral sex on your youngest daughter.

My theory is that men are so in love with their junk that they think the world revolves around their dicks. They need a reality check. The world doesn't. And it shouldn't.

Jack and Joe, as grown men, how would you like to hear ads about whether Grandma's virginia gets juicy or not during sexual arousal? Yucky, huh?

Young people don't want to think about Grandma's juiciness or Grandpa's boner. They don't want to think that they are even sexual beings anymore.

I'm turning off Talk 650 and once a week I'll check back in to see if your station is really so crass, classless, and desperate that it really needs to advertise boner ads.

I'll miss you guys a lot, but I won't have Grandpa's Boner shoved down my throat.

Goodbye (but I hope it's not forever)
Katie

View Article  I'm speaking with my eyes appraised.
and other gems, such as I’m coming into this with an open kimono. Marvelous.

Includes a picture of some sandwiches, just in case you didn't know what a sandwich looks like.
View Article  TOP FMLs
from the FML Website, some of the funniest FMLs.

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

Today, I babysat 3 year old twins. They have a huge dry erase board hanging inbetween their beds. After they fell asleep I drew a very detailed and large drawing of a penis. When I went to erase it I realized it was in Sharpie. FML

Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML

Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o'clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML

View Article  If Jesus ran Healthcare...
View Article  Agony Aunt of the week
Dear DoubleTake,I have been in a relationship with a man for about two years now, and I fear I am wasting my time. He has three kids by three other women, and he's only been married once.I guess my question is, am I wasting my time? He is a good man but is very selfish.I also have a son by him, which makes four children for him. He hasn't mentioned anything about being marriage. He did ask us to live with him, but to me that's still not good enough.He's never bought me jewelry, which to me symbolizes how special a person is. I'm not sure if this makes sense, but I really don't feel this man cares for me like he should or even plans on making a future with me.What do you think?

What would you do? I can guess. Read the reply here.
View Article  I am sorry?
I knew companies sponsored events, sports etc.

I wasn't aware they sponsored demolition, but...

IRVING – Texas Stadium will come down this spring in a "Cheddar Explosion."

That's the name that Kraft Foods has given to its promotional campaign for the implosion of the iconic structure.

In its last act of 2009, the Irving City Council on Thursday unanimously approved Kraft Foods as the official sponsor for the demolition.

"It's a good deal for us and a good deal for them," council member Rose Cannaday said during the 15-minute special meeting. <more>

So it must be true.

View Article  Faulty Handshake
Nice.

View Article  Mind Blowing research
View Article  Outtakes
But sadly, it was all live...

2009s Best News Bloopers - Watch more Funny Videos
View Article  Half with good beaviour

10 of the Longest Prison Sentences on Earth

View Article  Computers
They have evolved

Great and somewhat pertinent cartoon.
View Article  Yvette Fieldings' Pussy


Did you hear that?
View Article  Pot

View Article  The new Ideal Walmart Customer
FAIRFAX – An Amelia man faces multiple charges after police said he stole a 12-pack of beer at Wal-Mart, drank it as he walked the store, shouted profanities at customers and threatened to kill a Fairfax police officer. <MORE>