Jack and Joe,

I'm a 68-year-old female retiree.

I thought the general consensus was boner ads are a really bad idea.

It's hard to imagine a more avid fan of your program than I am. I am a writer and I drop in a cassette each morning. Yes! a cassette! I record your show each day because I do my best thinking and writing in the morning. At 3 PM when Michael Savage comes on I play back your morning program while I do dishes and tidy up the house.

I believe I've been doing this the entire time you've been on Talk 650. I love you guys. BUT! I'm turning off Talk 650 until you get rid of those boner ads.

After about 7 PM when Talk 650 turns down their power, KFI in Los Angeles comes in clearer,640. Do you know how many boner ads KFI has? Zero.

Joe, you have a young daughter. Isn't it embarrassing to her to hear ads about Grandpa's boner? Why should this crap be crammed down the throats of kids? It's about as welcome to hear, as another 9 year old performing oral sex on your youngest daughter.

My theory is that men are so in love with their junk that they think the world revolves around their dicks. They need a reality check. The world doesn't. And it shouldn't.

Jack and Joe, as grown men, how would you like to hear ads about whether Grandma's virginia gets juicy or not during sexual arousal? Yucky, huh?

Young people don't want to think about Grandma's juiciness or Grandpa's boner. They don't want to think that they are even sexual beings anymore.

I'm turning off Talk 650 and once a week I'll check back in to see if your station is really so crass, classless, and desperate that it really needs to advertise boner ads.

I'll miss you guys a lot, but I won't have Grandpa's Boner shoved down my throat.

Goodbye (but I hope it's not forever)
Katie