What, exactly does this celebrate?

I am not even going to repeat it. It makes me shudder. Oh, ok. Apparently

Arizona Children as Young as 12 Think Vodka Red Bull Anus Tampons Are 'Cool'

Yeah. I couldn't make that up.

It goes on...
Arizona has been on a crazy streak this week. Judge not, coastal elites; if you had vodka in your tampons and crystal meth in your highlighter, you'd be crazy too.

This is just a god damn classic piece of service journalism. Parents, you can thank ABC 15 in Phoenix for bringing you the latest secrets of the hopped-up youth:

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