A very interesting site about ancient entertainment establishments around the world.

Is a great site for Muppet fans.

From their March 1 news page:
That Grover is such a trend-setter!  First he appears as Sesame Street’s resident cute and furry monster, and then Elmo steals that mantle from him.  Grover becomes a superhero, and then Elmo wants to be a superhero.  Grover delivers telegrams, and then Elmo wants to deliver telegrams.  And most recently, Grover appeared on Dr. Oz and now Elmo is going to appear on Dr. Oz!  It’s a conspiracy, I tells ya!

Man Ettiquette

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Doesn't mention postage.

Presenting When You Marry, a 1962 textbook for...health class? Sex ed? Home economics? Relationships & Traditional Gender Roles 101? Some unholy (but Jesus-based-religions-approved!) combination of all of the above?

As far as I can tell, this book was intended for a high school course in "Family Life Education," a White-House-encouraged initiative to strengthen future American families against the corrupting forces of communism, feminism, interracial dating and heavy petting. We're going beyond the flour-sack baby, here, people, we're going to bring down the national divorce rate through our ability to make high school students squirm in their seats. It's outdated! It's offensive! It's adorable! It's all this, and more. Much, much more.

You can find out much more here...

More here.

As you do.

There's nine more here

I posted this because...because....because...oh, I'm a man. Ok?


Obviously she is a serious actress, and does not want to be judged on her looks. her calender, which features a range of serious acting poses, most of which involve deep psychological and sociological comment on the morays of society whilst in swimwear, is here

See how you get on with this. It's a puzzle game which initially seems simple, but then evolves into a complex fist mashing nightmare of complexity and mental skill. Like opening a jar of Gherkins

Just print the PDF version onto full-sheet sticker paper, then cut out disclaimers and apply to books. Give some to your kids to take to school. Leave some next to the appropriate books at your local bookstore. And for extra good fun, sticker your friends' books when they're not looking.

In case you're curious, wording for the top left disclaimer is taken verbatim from the sticker (view) designed by Georgia's Cobb County School District ("A community with a passion for learning" is their motto). Really! Their school board actually plagiarized Alabama's evolution disclaimer (view). The other disclaimers are my variants that explore the real the motivations of the delusional, anti-science folks who tend to migrate to positions of power on school boards across the country. My naive hope is that the above stickers might deter other school districts from using disclaimers to shield children from developing a science-based view of reality. It's at least worth a try. More

Nice animation outlining, maybe, unsurprisingly, the principles of fun.

If you can stand the 60k shock, it'll save you money in lighting bills.


More at National Geographic

- I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
 
-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can
think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell
my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves
me.
 
-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.
 
-I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to
have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
 
-Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're
going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to
be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the
direction from which you came, you have to first do something like
check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to
yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're
crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
 
-That's enough, Nickelback.
 
-I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

Full List :http://www.ruminations.com/site/index.php?sort=mostgourmet&range=0
From : http://melon.posterous.com/random-thoughts-from-25-35-year-olds

Interesting article about how women are portrayed in films

Excerpt:

There's not much that's more irksome than clichés -- the flesh-eating fungus of Hollywood, the virus that makes Tinseltown's already rampant repetition all the more tiresome. They're completely trite and overused, but the cinematic machine clings to them like they're energy-giving oil.

More here

There's a moment at every event where you say, no. No thank you. No. Put the cake away. This is a collection of these moments...
The Rickroll cake is a must.

Oh yes, the big little man has joined the throng

Dear Cecil:

Do mosquitoes favor certain blood types over others? I have noticed while out working that mosquitoes love me while my brother never gets bit. Why is my blood so tasty?

— Brian Q.,Huntsville, Alabama

The answer to this vital question is here.

Everyone appreciates a nice FB Comment

They repossessed your house, charged you for advice they forced you to take, bankrupted you, didn't reply to letters, charged you through the nose and transferred you to a call centre in India which may as well have been manned by an elephant

But hey...


They've made Cockney Cashpoints so that makes up for it. Bastards.
More here.

Plus you can build it yourself!

More here.

Yes, it's that time again, whereas the normal Olympics are every four years, rednecks Olympics happen every time Bottoms Up has a half Price sale.


I think I've been out with his uglier sister.

This is a collection of badly spelled / forged products from our friends in China. Some of them are quite interesting, especially the Ball Star trainers, two words which I tend to associate with entirely another industry.

And intesting game combining Maths and Asteroids in one easy to lose interest in package. It's a clever game, but I'll stick with me building blocks.

Here's a nifty download site for comedy buffs. But hush. Don't tell 'them'.

Fantastic.

The heady days of the Sinclair Zx81? Tiny keys, 1k of memory. It was the first real home computer, and many times myself and my friends would pretend to be programmers, typing

10 PRINT "Ed Is A Twat"
20 GOTO 10

Ah. That's about all you could do on there without upgrading it to a mammoth 1Mb of computing power.

Your kids may never know these and other joys.

If you spend your life pissed out of your mind, why not get al lythe and svelte into the process?

Yoga for drunks. Excellent.

The article relates to the increasing violence of the Gameboy, father of the Wii.

Oh yes. Men have many secrets, some of which are disgusting. Actually, all of them are disgusting. Actually, all of them are pretty gross. Gay men have the edge on us. They tend to be tidier, in better shape, better dancers, more focussed. This may be an illusion, but frankly it always seems they are doing better with women than me.

Having said that, A kangaroo with halitosis stands more chance of pulling than me.

A frankly Brilliant collection of comic store guy (from the Simpsons) quotes. I once had a hat with him on, and wore it when I was pitching an idea to a company. I didn't get it through, mainly, I believe, because the guy who was receiving my pitch look EXACTLY like him.

Despite being outlawed by Saudi Arabian clerics, the camel pageant in Abu Dhabi is a popular annual event lasting nine days, with feasting at the end.

Find out more here, and let me know what you thought of the swimsuit round.

If you are in the market to meet a whole lot of really suspicious people who, from my experience of these things, will assume you are either a Government agent, a MIB or possibly an alien in a latex costume, you may want to consider this...

You know those guys (and gals?) who are just, like, super proud of their farts? Thanks to this cool guy and Twitter, these assholes can indulge their disgusting habit without wrecking our noses.

Known Gentleman Randy Sarafan decided to make this office chair to help "accurately document and share [his] life as it happens," which is as admirable a cause as there ever has been to open a Twitter account. The setup is surprisingly complex: A natural gas sensor does the sniffing; an Arduino does the thinking; an Squidbee wireless module does the communicating; Twitter does the sharing. It's a feat, to be sure. <<<MORE>>>

From Gizmodo

Yes, you heard right.

from 22.15 - fifteen minutes!

Radio2xs

I hate banks. I hate this sort of stranglehold they seem to have over not only people but Governments.

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We all love a good sleep at work. And here's some people really stacking up the z's.


Check out the guy halfway down who has made a couch our of what looks like parcels.

I hate auto reception devices. So this is a great boon from Fonolo. It dodges all those machines which make you say "My donkey like wang likes the American dollar, Mr Sailorman"....or whatever your password is.

Those sexually incorrect times.

There's a whole collection of busty stewardesses, forlorn looking housefraus and gfrumpy yet appealing open bloused stereotypes on this site.

Is a game. And not bad either. Although I would watch out for the loud music

There's no doubt about it, Twitter has changed everything. Now people can communicate in 140 characters or less, news, view, jokes and Scams. It's like email but without the spam filters

FAscinating. if u visit London....

One of the things wwhich the web is famous for is sharing, but lawyers do not understand this concept. I ...   more »

yes, Wooden stuff.


Something wrong here.

As comics go it's not the best but if you are busy then it's a good between calls antidote to monotony.