They repossessed your house, charged you for advice they forced you to take, bankrupted you, didn't reply to letters, charged you through the nose and transferred you to a call centre in India which may as well have been manned by an elephant

But hey...


They've made Cockney Cashpoints so that makes up for it. Bastards.
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Plus you can build it yourself!

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Yes, it's that time again, whereas the normal Olympics are every four years, rednecks Olympics happen every time Bottoms Up has a half Price sale.


I think I've been out with his uglier sister.

This is a collection of badly spelled / forged products from our friends in China. Some of them are quite interesting, especially the Ball Star trainers, two words which I tend to associate with entirely another industry.

And intesting game combining Maths and Asteroids in one easy to lose interest in package. It's a clever game, but I'll stick with me building blocks.

Here's a nifty download site for comedy buffs. But hush. Don't tell 'them'.

Fantastic.

The heady days of the Sinclair Zx81? Tiny keys, 1k of memory. It was the first real home computer, and many times myself and my friends would pretend to be programmers, typing

10 PRINT "Ed Is A Twat"
20 GOTO 10

Ah. That's about all you could do on there without upgrading it to a mammoth 1Mb of computing power.

Your kids may never know these and other joys.

If you spend your life pissed out of your mind, why not get al lythe and svelte into the process?

Yoga for drunks. Excellent.

The article relates to the increasing violence of the Gameboy, father of the Wii.

Oh yes. Men have many secrets, some of which are disgusting. Actually, all of them are disgusting. Actually, all of them are pretty gross. Gay men have the edge on us. They tend to be tidier, in better shape, better dancers, more focussed. This may be an illusion, but frankly it always seems they are doing better with women than me.

Having said that, A kangaroo with halitosis stands more chance of pulling than me.

A frankly Brilliant collection of comic store guy (from the Simpsons) quotes. I once had a hat with him on, and wore it when I was pitching an idea to a company. I didn't get it through, mainly, I believe, because the guy who was receiving my pitch look EXACTLY like him.