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Here's an article form the truely awful Daily Mail, probably the most bigoted, two faced crap rag in teh newspaper industry, on what could be the worlds' oldest woman.

Although they are probably accusing her of scrounging off the state and she should go out and get a job or go back to where she came from etc etc

So do I and millions of others and you can wade in here, deep into controversy

Men are not the only ones who are downgrading their ambitions, Women are also having problems.

Weird lights above Manhatten?

Even the trannies are having issues

As web.tv discovered

I have no idea what a gnook is, who is it, what they are, what they represent. All I know is they have an endless habit of placing a 'n' after every word which begins with 'g'.

Gnerds.

There's a great character for ya.

Maybe this sort of condition - by which I mean the amounting sadness - is genetic? Who knows. Sylvia PLath wrote some pretty good but rather bleak poetry.

The bank of America? Based on what, exactly?

Twitter is one of the highlights of the year, with an enormous growth of 1082% per day. But those who are on there seem to forget that the people they are writing about can actually read what they put in the timeline...whoops

The secret of who really wrote the new autobiography of Tarzan's chimpanzee pal Cheeta is out. More>>

BNP bosses used a Polish Spitfire to front a campaign calling for Eastern European immigrants to be barred from Britain. More >>

A Hertfordshire-based firm has launched the ultimate posh cat flap for pampered pussycats. More >>

Expensive.

A Buckingham Palace footman caused £60,000 damage when he spilled a trolley of drinks on a carpet that had only just been laid. More>>

A gang have been branded Britain's worst burglars after drilling their way into an empty office next door to a bank.

The thieves had hoped to break into the Royal Bank of Scotland branch in Poynton, near Macclesfield, Cheshire, reports the Daily Telegraph. More>>

AMD are the main competitors to Intel, since the demise, in my opinion wrongly, of Apples 'G' range. However, in the last day or so, AMD have mentioned they're claims about power usage to the CPU may have been...um...well, optimistic. Or possibly fictional.

There is a Miss <insert placename> who actually intends to make something positive in the world. Heads up and roar for Miss Virginia.

A Liverpool motorist was stopped by a police officer and questioned - for laughing at the wheel of his car.
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A burglar with a cold was caught after he broke into a house in Portsmouth - because he dropped his handkerchief. More>>

51-Year-Old Denise Delgado-Browne In Stable Condition At St. Barnabas Hospital More>>

One year after Wisconsin created a state brand, officials are announcing a new logo and theme to go with it. More >>

Police are seeking a man who duped a teller and stole $90,000 Sunday afternoon by posing as the owner of a currency exchange in the Auburn Gresham neighborhood on the South Side. More >>

A man told his boss he was leaving his job by writing a resignation letter on a cake.

With the launch of discovery last night, NASA is holding some press conferences regarding the mission throughout its' duration. Yes, they are very dull and boring, but sometimes you pick up on some interesting science. If you are still awake.

My God...time does NOT fly when you watch these guys.

Ron Silver, the activist and GOP member, has died.

Jade Goody has gone home.

Although I don't feel any particular emotion for her, or indeed any animosity, I think it's an awful thing to happen to anyone, esp when kids are involved.

I have no idea how to spell the guys' name and frankly I can't be arsed looking it up. But the bloke who did "I'm Slim Shady" has had some bad news in teh last 24.

Seriously, this is disturbing. Do not read if you worry a lot.

Pants. $69. Deal or No Deal?

Some of the best pictures from Reuters in the last hundred years or exposures or something

This is an interesting bijou article about how first impressions are formed in the neural complex of your synapses and the subsequent farting in the lift

Weird Asia News had a story over the weekend about a watch which is over 4,000 years old and as yet has not featured on Bid.tv

But then...what do you expect?