NEW YORK - Idaho  resident Kathy Evans  brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a  new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular   TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.'

It seems that  Evans, a  32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the  first question, and  proceeded to make what fans of the show  are dubbing 'the absolute worst use of  lifelines  ever.'
After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira,   Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she  was posed with an  extremely easy $100 question. The question  was: 'Which of the following is the largest?'

A) A  Peanut
B) An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) Hey, who  you  calling large?

Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all  consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which  she did not  readily know the answer.
'Hmm, oh boy, that's a  toughie,' said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her  disbelief and disgust. 'I mean, I'm sure  I've heard of some of  these things before, but I have no idea how large they would  be.'
Evans made the decision to use the first of her three  lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to  decide which was  bigger, an elephant or the moon. However,  faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained  unsure.
'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!' exclaimed  Evans. 'Darn. I think I better phone a friend.'
Using the second  of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs.  Evans asked  to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office   assistant.
'Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on  TV!' said Evans,  wasting the first seven seconds of her call.  'Ok, I got an important question.  Which of the following is  the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15  seconds  hun.'
Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon.  Evans  proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten  seconds.
'Come on Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans. 'How sure are  you? Duh, that can't be  it.'
To everyone's astonishment,  the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The  Moon.'
'I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all  that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience,'  said  Evans.
Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned  98%  in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her  lifelines, Evans then  made the dumbest choice of her  life.
'Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking,'  said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. 'But you know, sometimes you just  got to go with your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an  elephant or the moon, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant.   Final answer.'
Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience,  the only one  waiting with bated breath, and was told that she  was wrong, and that the  answer was in fact, C, 'The  Moon.'
Caution...they walk  among us!